Spoonless Coconut

A coconut that does not possess a spoon

Eat shit and die you spoonless coconut

by MrLesbian July 8, 2021

Coconuts

A person that is out of their mind or going crazy

My dog is getting coconuts!
Frank is totally coconuts!
You are coconuts in your head!
This is coconuts

by RealCA February 9, 2023

Coconut

When youre high on concaine and you give head until they nut. You become a coconut.

I need to get off. Find me a coconut. Those chicks are a done deal.

by MelMelJo March 30, 2021

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

Coconutting

An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)

Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.

by BetterThanPitbull June 29, 2022

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019