The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
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Get the ChRiStIaNiTy mug.Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.
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Get the Christian mug.Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.
girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
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