A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024
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The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025
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Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011
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