Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.
wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
by PON22 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Colbertnation3113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
by KT151LN February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by tycoonius February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.
by lionscorp February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.