by starsforeyes September 11, 2016
Get the cactusmug. a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019
Get the cactusmug. (C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
by KCHooligan January 26, 2024
Get the CACTUSmug. Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016
Get the Cactusmug. theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
Get the Swamp Cactusmug. New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022
Get the Cactus Plant Flea Marketmug. 1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
Get the cactus sackmug.