One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
by CowboyAg January 31, 2007
by seth dutton November 08, 2003
a game in which many men masturbate and jizz onto a cupcake, and the last person to jizz on it has to eat the cupcake
When my boyriend played the cupcake game, he had to eat the jizz covered cupcake with pink frosting.
by Dillon Thomas June 12, 2008
when u want to fuck some one/thing really badly and you get so desprate u get a cupcake and have sex with it.
by uwillbedestroyed November 03, 2007
by Kupcake Luvvr May 28, 2009
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by Cupcake GI Jane September 29, 2011
by Kenny Sellers July 05, 2008