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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023
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Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024
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karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
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