Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.

When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.

by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020

Counter cope

A big fat cheater, who cheated on ashely, omg! he is big bad and very fat!

That boy was being a counter cope!

by Big Ball buster September 19, 2022

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

Counter Strike Clone

Any FPS From 2002-2013 That has a Middle Eastern War Setting with Terrorists (or Any Fps With a Post 9/11 Setting that Tries to Educate Teens About the Conflict by Copying Counter Strike's Format with More Realistic and Dark Graphics and Gameplay)

Examples of Counter Strike Clones: The Entire Socom Series, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Six Days in Falluja, Metal of Honor 2010, Star Wars Battlefront both the Reboot and Classic Version, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon, Metal Gear Solid 4, Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare Etc

by baliebox4916 August 17, 2019

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

counter-mohsenation

the natural decrease of mohsenie (pl) living in one and one third square miles. also see mohsenation.

the milatary have had a great effect on the rate of counter-mohsenation in this area.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021