Couch Potato

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
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Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.
Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
by Blue Tipton October 03, 2007
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couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum May 10, 2018
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Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships
Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?
by ChestyLaRue13 October 01, 2022
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couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
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couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 01, 2020
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Theatre Couch

The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?

Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
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