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Couch Flocked

When three or more people are couch locked
Me and a couple of friends got couch flocked the other day
by matthewvan8 April 14, 2021
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Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.
Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.
by spencetopia June 22, 2011
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Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.
Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.
by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014
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couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 4, 2020
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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function
by Ebisedo June 28, 2018
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