Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020

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fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017

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Cooper Couch

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”

by Newtonsgatorboy December 11, 2020

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Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

by Feralart October 31, 2018

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