Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
by John Rook July 17, 2020
Get the Chewing Clothmug. Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019
Get the Crab Clothesmug. Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't
Usually found in : The USA and the UK.
Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you
Usually found in : The USA and the UK.
Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you
Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick
by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018
Get the Queen in sheep's clothingmug. by Voodooshit March 17, 2017
Get the clothes on sticksmug. To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
Get the The Loin Clothmug. by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023
Get the Ironing clothesmug. an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
Get the dump-clothesmug.