Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis

Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him

by jackja February 26, 2019

Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.

Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....

by it's me you're me October 19, 2017

Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name

Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie

by Cooneyes May 21, 2019

Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.

Christian is a GOAT.

by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018

Christian

Fortnite Fanboy also very gay

Christian plays too much fortnitw

by joker4 September 13, 2020

Christian

He is a stalker!!!! He stalks me and my friends!

Christian stalks me and my friends

by Articfoxgirl1301 October 20, 2019

Christian

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.

Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player

by Hot as helll November 23, 2017