China fast

Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.

Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!

by Milt Alwin May 24, 2013

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 05, 2017

China Man

A easier way to call a chinese male. It may also be racist depending on how soft the person is.

Hey china man how is it going.
I do not speak english

by Keilwo April 26, 2023

China man

Dosent like it if ya run after a rolling coin (gets the ick) proper loves blankets thinks she’s mental and reckons it’s Christmas in October

China man she loves Sunderland

by Finn.ftm October 18, 2022

China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.

My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!

by Got Hard July 16, 2020

China#0002

He is a doxxer and is not to be messed with. His parents are EpiEmy and EpiNick

China The Doxxer is A hacker on discord China#0002

by China#0002 March 10, 2021