Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
by Eli Jackhammer April 04, 2023
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cactus nig

a prick who talks shit
dude look at that guy

yeah hes such a cactus nig!
by 1i1nig March 26, 2016
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Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
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cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
by Giannaserafino July 17, 2014
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Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare
“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”
by lewis3i May 28, 2020
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cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021
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cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
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