The act of opening a can of Bang energy drink while inserting a funnel into your rectum and then pouring said Bang energy drink into the funnel in a show of dominance over a stressful situation.
Timmy: Yo my dude you look down. Did Sarah peg yo ass again with her titanium strap on?
Billy: Ya she did! It hurts to sit and now she thinks she runs the house! What should I do?
Timmy: Well I guess it's time to pull out The Bang Buttchug and show her who truly has the hairy gorilla chest in your house!
Billy: Ya she did! It hurts to sit and now she thinks she runs the house! What should I do?
Timmy: Well I guess it's time to pull out The Bang Buttchug and show her who truly has the hairy gorilla chest in your house!
by SqueezyMcjingles November 11, 2019

by Someone you’ll never meet January 13, 2021

Billy didn't have any rubbers. While fooling around with his neighbor Linda, he needed to grab the first thing he could - the grocery bag from Walmart. He baggy banged that bitch.
by dfsjkavnfjdsbvgjkdfs July 24, 2009

When you and the bae go behind a convenience store, fill up the car with vape, and then bang so hard the car shakes.
by ThatBaconMan March 25, 2016

most perfect human being in existence
by LyonIsOffline April 10, 2022

she cut her hair a few months ago and now she has short hair with bangs and she constantly talks about how her bangs never cooperate with her.
by pop off kween November 13, 2020

When you use Uber's Ride Share app and get paired up with another ride sharer who you bang. If it were not for Uber, the bang would have never happened.
I needed to get to the club, but I wanted to get my rocks off so I didn't seem anxious around all the ho's at the club. I was lucky I got an Uber Bang in before arriving...I even paid the clean-up fee to the driver.
by Skiing in Jeans May 30, 2017
