apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015

granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 4, 2017

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

apple trifecta

n.

(also shortened to "the trifecta")

An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.

"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."

-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"

"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."

by BlowItByTheO December 28, 2013

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012