Anus Face

When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.

Shes such an anus face

by lonelygal November 12, 2018

Gayness in the anus

Gayness in the anus, is where a guy is interested in a girl but yet likes to be fucked in the anus

Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus

by Mikaylass July 22, 2021

furnace anus

The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.

Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus

by ticktokk March 13, 2014

DMZ anus

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down

Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow

by dankest of teh dank February 06, 2015

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 26, 2014

The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!

Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!

by Mister Mustache June 08, 2021

Wax-Anus

Tobacco suppository introduced by Stephen Colbert. For when your mouth is occupied and need your nicotine fix. Comes in several flavours.

Hey man do you have a snus for me? No, but you can have a wax-anus if you want!

by Handy Thor October 18, 2009