Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

The current name of the MLB team, the Angels, located in Anaheim, California. What many don't seem to realize is that the Angels were originally the "Los Angeles Angels" when they formed in 1961, as they played in Los Angeles. Since their move in 1967 to their new home in Anaheim, the Angels have undergone many name changes, from the "California Angels" (1965-1996) to the "Anaheim Angels" (1997-2004) and now the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2005-present). The revert to the "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" was a marketing strategy by new club owner Arte Moreno, who changed the team name back to their original identity, in effort to advertise the team to all of Southern California. His marketing strategy has worked, as the value of the team has nearly quintupled since he purchased it. Furthermore, he has worked out a major syndication deal with Fox Sports that has allowed him to support one of the largest payrolls in all of baseball. Most fans have long-since adapted to the new name, and most of the trashtalk lingering is coming from the Dodgers fans envious of their superior cross-town rivals, while they are forced to sit in squalor in a sespit that houses their team. They joke about the Angels wishing they were in L.A, but neglect to admit that the Angels have a larger payroll, and more fans in attendance than any Dodger game - they also are too embarrassed to admit that the only famous athelete on their team is the owner, Magic Johnson.

Angel fan: "Hey, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are playing tonight!"
Dodger fan: "Who are they?"
Angel fan: "You know, the team that swept your team last week."
Dodger fan: "Oh yeah."

by 951 Son July 19, 2012

Angeles

Angeles is a beautiful boy. He's so precious and heart warming. His smile is gorgeous. Both men and women go for him. He's definitely shorter than 5'9. Weeabooish. Will make you smile when you're sad. Definitely a man to die for. The type of person to be a bottom during a gay relationship but has no trouble topping.

"Man, I'm not gay or anything but I wish that Angeles kid was mine."

"Get you an Angeles type of man."

by The Angeles Addict March 2, 2017

angielisa

angielisas are wildly hot and very good in the sack! i've fucked one in my life and she was so damn amazing🍆🍑💦 angielisa had dark brown hair and brown eyes and she did good with them ;) typically girls named angielisa are total sluts and sleep around a lot, but that's good for the guys :) i'm so blessed to fuck with my bby angielisa

damn daniel that angielisa was so good in bed ;)

by big boobs 22 July 2, 2017

los angeles

Best city in the world. Ethnic capital of the world. Has largest population of Mexican, Korean, Salvadoran, and Guatemalan outside of their countries. Everyone moves here to try to make it big and famous.
Movie capital of the world.
Yeah, it has bad traffic, smog, and crime...but so do many other cities. Like New York City. Except New York City is terrible. Los Angeles is the greatest city ever.
Best nightlife you'll find anywhere.
Best beaches and best looking women.

1: "I love Los Angeles, it's the greatest."

by Kucamonga Kid March 24, 2005

Angilee

A female name meaning bringer of joy.... Known to be 1 of the kindest and most giving person in the world, cares about all people around her and is full of energy and loves to have fun.... all in all there is no other like Angilee so hold them close and cherish your time that you have with her because it is a blessing in it's own way....

Jeff "that Angilee she just never let's me down"
Sonia I know she loves to be there for anyone and is always giving a helping hand while spreading joy

by Packers4life209 September 18, 2019

angle of approach

The angle in which to properly insert a penis into an anus without causing unnecessary pain

I used the proper angle of approach when I hit that ass so I can hit it again after

by skeddy December 10, 2013

Angle Cutter

A tool that doesn't fucking exsist.

Boss: "Hey Bob, I need you to buy an Angle Cutterfor work."

Bob: "That fucking tool is not real!"

by Triklord October 1, 2016