eldritch abomination

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.

No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

by Umbris Dementium January 22, 2015

absc

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.

"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."

by stallion90210 October 31, 2011

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

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The unheard of, unimaginable final level of boredom. Congrats, your closer to the end of the class period! But still..... your sooo bored.

Teacher: Now, you may begin the test
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Teacher: goes into shock
Classmataes: We worship you abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by thE DoNUT vIGiLanTE February 26, 2019

The Abbot

A nickname for rapper/producer the Rza of the Wu-Tang Clan

The Abbot just released a new Bobby Digital CD.

by The 4th Horseman August 6, 2008

Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Go above and beyond

To do more or better than would usually be expected of someone

He’s always been a good friend , , but while I was ill he just went above and beyond .
We have a very dedicated team of people who go above and beyond what is required .

by Mess2y March 22, 2019