turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010

bosom turkey

Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.

"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."

by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008

stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

Turkey and Coke

shot of 101 proof kentuckey burbon brand name Wild Turkey mixed with 12 ounces of Coca Cola and ice

Good mixed drink

I want a Turkey and Coke. I wanna get drunk tonight

by maxlarue63 September 29, 2010

Stuffing the Turkey

Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.

Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool

by Mason De Luca December 5, 2018