Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

feral fruit

A feral fruit is a person who came out as queer recently and usually later in life. Their crave for gay experiences is wild and unstoppable.
In order to satiate their inner thirst for queer experiences, they might jump into opportunities, make bad decisions or put a huge effort to do something that may provide those experiences to them.

the term created by Amelia (ameliadashrose on tiktok)

Queer 1: Sarah started to date this girl who is a walking red flag.
Queer 2: Oh, Sarah is a feral fruit, the best we could do as good friends is advise and be there for her if anything happens.

by morganseastar February 19, 2023

cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

Fruit Pie

When you give a girl a creampie and pop her cherry at the same time.

"Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a fruit pie last weekend!"

"Sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by PTownDillz September 26, 2017

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart May 22, 2018