Justin's law

Justin's law refers to the tendency of impressive feats performed by an individual to occur unwitnessed by others. In some formulations, Justin's law is extended to include an individual's inability to recreate the feat when observed by the group.

"No one was paying attention when I did a kick flip. I blame Justin's law."

by BUI.Til.I.DIE June 26, 2022

Justin speed

driving really really fast, getting somewhere in a ridiculously short amount of time. Cutting many minutes off of the time ona GPS.

80 mph in a 25 mph zone

"dude you just drove Justin speed"

by ibackflipboy June 22, 2009

Justin Morneau

First Baseman for the Minnesota Twins.

2006 AL MVP

Justin Morneau is the hottest player on the Twins.

by Mahli April 25, 2007

Busted Justin

A guy that has busted

that guy became a busted justin

by ijiuhi June 1, 2023

justin the gay

A gay faggot that thinks he is a rock hard weeb but is actually stupid as fuck and has no idea what he is doing and says it is “just a phase”

“Justin the Gay played 1 game of Doki Doki literature club and thinks he is a rock hard weeb

by Litman101 May 3, 2018

Justin Igger

This is usually reserved for the Africanus Unemployus species. This species is also spotted with a typical cash roll of 1's inside a $100 bill to make it appear dat he rich.

"Hey Justin Igger, did you get the bell ringing job with the Salvation Army?"

Also, this is very common with the 2's and sounds like you said "Hey Justa Nigger...!"

It can be shortened to: "Snig" "Sniggs" or "Snigger."

by Spike Moss Known FELON December 30, 2007

Justin Segura

Touring celebrity photographer. Almost went homeless saving up enough money to purchase his first camera. South Americans love him.

Who is the current Backstreet Boys photographer? Justin Segura

by Disco slut August 26, 2009