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Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.
Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!
by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024
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Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted
Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!
by Vlemon August 6, 2023
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Lollipop crust

Yo that chick has lollipop crust on her chin!
by Dried up semen November 17, 2019
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wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"
by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025
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Crust

The dandruff like residue which grows on the heads of insanely retarded hormonal teenage boys e.g. Mohammed Hussain aka Mo
Guy1: Dude, what's that shit in your hair?

Mo: ....Crust...

Guy1: Sorry man, I didn't know you were like that
by Mo_Man October 13, 2012
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Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.
Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!
by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024
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What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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