Bryan

The type of guy to get a girl pregnant and say it was an accident.

Bryan: It was an accident!!!

by EthanMarasinigang November 4, 2023

bryan

really tall guy
and he is not smart

Bryan is literally the tallest person alive!!
Bryan does not under ANYTHING

by jo mama!! November 12, 2021

Bryan Benson

Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.

Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!

by Hernandez fillips April 20, 2019

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex

Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.

by Hannahkat November 7, 2020

Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Bryan Scott

When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.

She said that she was feeling adventurous, so I'm headed to her place to pull a Bryan Scott on her.

by Bakr mayField May 7, 2021