October 26

On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.

Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26

by Plz add this👍 October 18, 2019

October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

Revelations 4:13-26

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”

I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

by carmensandigayoh February 21, 2024

July 26

National soapy titty pic day

Hey it's July 26 national soapy titty pic day you know what that means.

by Zjshs July 26, 2022

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

November 26

tell your gf you love them and give them a gift<3

arrow: venus! i love more than anything<3 also, here you go! ~gives rose quartz~
venus: uhhh, thanks<3 but why are you doing this?
arrow: it's November 26!

by ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ a r r o w ୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ November 25, 2021

February 26

This birthday is top tier. This day is a beautiful winter day, stepping into the crispness of the wind. Smart, Motivated, and Confident people are born on this day.

If you know someone that’s born on this day, they are keepers. Keep them in your life.

Girl 1: I just talked to this girl, she’s super confident.
Girl 2: I heard she’s born on February 26.
Girl 1: That makes sense!

by anonymous November 26, 2023