July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe

Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18

by Yourmomfavoritemexican November 23, 2021

november 18

the 18th of november just so happens to be national rat day

this might be because someone who is a rat is born on that day or they are just super unlucky

there’s also a chance of someone being allergic to those types of rats (unlucky them)

person - *cough cough* rat *cough cough*
other person - what was that for?
person - sorry it’s just my allergies 🤧

other person - what are you allergic to?
person - rats

other person - but there aren’t any rats around

person - oh yea, people born on november 18 also count as they’re basically the same:)

by Rebekah the pigeon November 18, 2021

November 18

November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!

Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore

by MadisonBrown13 November 17, 2020

October 18

National kick a red head day

Today is October 18, I get to kick and red head

by Aaroncfriedman October 18, 2019

December 18

National chokingyour enemy day or punching your friend with the biggest boobs day

Today was an awesome December 18

by koolcid36 October 22, 2019

April 18

Take virginity away

I will take ur virginity away tonight on April 18

by Uziqx April 15, 2019

august 18

national gay day!! everyone has to be gay on this day, August 18th. for a whole day

person one: what you doing today??
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!

( same goes for girls “

by mateotcl November 20, 2019