Trenton hot pocket

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
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Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.
by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021
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California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy
Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over
by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024
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Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.
Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.
by TismaticTard December 25, 2023
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