Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Ken

Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*

"Ken you not?"
"I KENNOT!"
"I am Kenough."

by kenoughh July 27, 2023

Ken

A person you don’t have a problem with or cool with

I would date you but you fuck with the ken

by Letmeadornu October 8, 2021

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

ken special

When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob

I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.

by Yulenevano May 24, 2018

Ken

He is intelligent, handsome and fun. He is awesome at everything he does hot with his hair and shades he's unfortunately gay. But he has a kind way that is warm allows you to open up and speak with out being criticized and judged. He knows about life and people that's what tops it, he really is one in a million you never want to lose he's there to comfort you and makes sure if he does mock you it's as a joke. Many boys will try match his unbelievable charm and charisma but will fail miserably.

I wish I had a penis for ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Kens

Small copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body boy. In desperate need of a personality transplant.

Omg you got a small kens? I ain’t giving you my cherry baby!

Oh no! You’re a kens! You don’t even deserve capital letters baby!

by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025