Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

MOM GET THE CAMERA THERES A BUTT BATTLE HAPPENING! Whose gonna win? Badr or No Eye Man? We'll find out with a twerk battle.

So no eye man uses the Big Fart and... Badr twerks him out with a Butt Bonk! No Eye Man uses the Big Fart to knock Badr out... NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!! This was Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man: signing off.

by Dat gyatt tho March 21, 2024

tongue vs tongue

When two people play thumb wars but with their tongues instead, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth.

"Hey! Wanna play tongue vs tongue?"

by hannigram March 27, 2024

hugz vs. squeeziz

An analysis-comparison of two super-heavenly embracing-procedures.

A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!

I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!

by Goomba420 March 30, 2023