scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

October 22

Keep adding to urban dictionary Dumb date definition day
Today is a day of submitting dates to Urban dictionary and leaving dumb definitions for that date

I have a list of dumb definitions for October 22

by Dragons_n-Beer October 21, 2019

April 22

national YUNGBLUD appreciation day.

what’s april 22nd?

oh! it’s national YUNGBLUD appreciation day!

by jaelyn <3 October 19, 2021

October 22

National Gaming at School Day

Game at school on October 22

by Albert Einste1n October 21, 2019

October 22

The most nice and pretty people are born on this date!!!❤️

Person1: Wow, you’re pretty.
Person2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

Laze 22

When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place

Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.

by CogentDoge July 28, 2016

November 22

It’s the day of two people, who told each other they love them. Happy Anniversary!

xoxo Julie

bro: hey! remember November 22?

sis: no, why should I?
bro: today was the day, people fell in love with each other!!
sis: oh nice so happy anniversary to them <3

by Stullieee November 8, 2021