Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

cyber-stranger

The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.

The cyber-stranger Bottomless clips on Haven friendly fire off? - Sounds like a date!

by omn1 October 17, 2013

Icy Stranger

When you sit on your hand till it gets tired and then dip your hand in icy hot than masturbate.

I'm going to go home and give myself an Icy Stranger

by Reptar08 October 13, 2015

Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Liquid stranger

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.

Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”

by Calisraving December 22, 2023