If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
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by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022
Get the Feb 24: National penis inspection day mug.Celebrate national give your girlfriend a hickey day on November 7th and October 26 and give her love but just remember she loves you!!!
Person 1-Hey dude do you know what day it is!?
Persin 2-Yeah it's national give your girlfriend a hickey day
Person 1-Yup
Person 2- imma give my girlfriend a hickey
Persin 2-Yeah it's national give your girlfriend a hickey day
Person 1-Yup
Person 2- imma give my girlfriend a hickey
by Truth serum101 October 21, 2019
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Get the National Spoil Your Boy Bestfriend Day mug.Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.
Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.
by Antt1 March 28, 2021
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Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day
by PlusFourDaddy June 27, 2019
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by tylerfuessel December 2, 2019
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