Fat Johnson

Big pp moment ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’”โ™ฅ๏ธโœ…โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿบ
Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong
by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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Fat Younis

a very very plump human
He is a FAT YOUNIS!
by The meaning of younis March 10, 2022
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fat tatties

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.
Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.
by will&k November 03, 2017
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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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Fat Boy

Person 1: That is one fat boy!
Person 2: That's definitely Felix!
by cassandra claire February 20, 2019
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Fat Boy

Usually a dumb ass mother fucker that doesnโ€™t give a god dam about anything. Also a great insult sluts give to their husbands.
Mommy: โ€œOH YOU AINT GETTIN ANYFING BETTA THEN THIS FAT BOY!โ€

Daddy: โ€œSCREE YOU! YEH EVIL SLUT!
by Tori_This_Is_Nick January 02, 2019
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