friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”

by willandlilith May 24, 2018

Friends

That one 90's sitcom that everyone remembers.

Characters: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Ross.
Release Date: September 22, 1994
Finale Date: May 6, 2004

Friends Theme Song -

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

by Emptiness May 24, 2018

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty

Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends

by Holla gamer January 1, 2018