"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.

1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."

by tweeter October 3, 2007

Quid, me vexatibus?

Latin language words for "What, me worry?"

I'm making $60K a year. Car insurance---quid, me vexatibus?

by pentozali September 26, 2010

give me a sprite

It really means give me a BJ. The phrase comes from a german sprite commercial where a woman is giving a man a BJ and when he comes, he has a sprite bottle spewing fizz all over her face

Man: Hey, do you want to give me a sprite?

Woman: Sure

Man: Alright!! (pulls down pants)

Woman: What are you doing?!

Man: Your giving me a sprite. A BJ

by mrpib4875 October 16, 2010

South Berwick ME

A small rural community of gossiping women who run around town complain about useless shit and men who go to work all day and support them cause they are to whipped to tell them to die in a hoorrible accident of mass proportions meanwhile the children of this town rebel aganist the gossiping whores and make the place a small amount less shitty

Whore A- I heard that jenny fucked that robert guy in South Berwick ME

Intellegent normal person-(takes out gun places it in whores mouth pulls trigger)

by hljkgfdskl; April 22, 2009

love-me-internet

Phrase used to describe someone who uses the internet to boost his/her self-esteem and/or ego.

Can be used in place of the proper name of any blogging/social networking program such as LiveJournal, Blogger, Xanga or MySpace.

She uses her LiveJournal to get her love-me-internet fix.

He posted some skanky love-me-internet photos to MySpace.

Riley checks her Love-Me-Internet comments a couple times a day.

by K&K September 7, 2005

turf me up

To throw someone out of a house or building.

James: "My mum says she will turf me up if i dont come up with the rent"
Bob: "Harsh tings son"

by Rob1 October 31, 2007

gives me a corndog

Another word for boner.

That chick gives me a corndog.

by Jonathan Sullivan June 17, 2008