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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!
Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.
by Servinmervin November 22, 2021
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Bangla farts

I love Lebanese women (Bangla farts)
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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beo fart

a beo fart is a fart that stinks really bad. if you smell a beo fart you might turn into a nuclear bomb and explode. if you call someone a beo fart it is rude. “you are such a beo fart”
stop being such a beo fart GOD”
by pietism November 22, 2021
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beo fart

a beo fart is a fart that stinks really bad. if you smell a beo fart you might turn into a nuclear bomb and explode. if you call someone a beo fart it is rude. “you are such a beo fart”
stop being such a beo fart GOD”
by pietism November 22, 2021
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Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
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titty fard fart

why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
by your mothers mum November 3, 2021
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