life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
by sangreazul December 21, 2010
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For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.
"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."
by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024
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Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.
"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"
by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024
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life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12
Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border
by Josethebeaner November 02, 2023
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Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
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fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life
hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol
by biggayfagyholedoodle October 16, 2010
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35acu 4 life

Is another massively misinformed australian who still thinks they're the best at everything when South Africa are clearly Rugby and Cricket world champions.
OMG Australia lost to South Africa again. Sorry 35acu 4 life.
by Brushfire May 19, 2009
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