Ty-red

Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.

"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*

by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010

Gramas red pickle

Your gramas little red friend

''mommy why does grama have a red pickle in her dresser?''
<GRAMAS RED PICKLE>

by TFR Emo Panda August 4, 2010

the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

floatin red river

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

by ruck'es September 2, 2010

Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.

Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."

by The New Messenger June 5, 2011

Running Red

A female running in a race while on her period

Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010