eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021

tootie eye

A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.

"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."

by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018

Baby Eyes

when someones eyes are too innocent to see inappropriate things

dont look you’ve got baby eyes

by ababababawiwiwiwi August 27, 2025

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023