Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue
I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon
by John from OP May 25, 2021
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Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.
I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.
by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021
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Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.
Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!
by NardHipples March 03, 2019
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Gunmetal Blue

A level of depression that brings about self-destructive behavior, or even suicide.
Wow, she committed suicide? I knew she was depressed, but I didn't know she was full on Gunmetal Blue.
by Fordois May 19, 2021
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White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.
"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"
by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019
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