Work that pole like a russian immigrant

when steve carrell gets on a pole and works it as a russian immigrant might.

"I"M FROM RUSSIA AND I EAT HUMANS LIKE ONE WHO WOULD BE WORK that POLE LIKE A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT"

by sloth dog April 6, 2010

You gotta eat the booty like groceries

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

by Skn May 16, 2015

beat like a red headed step child

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"

The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

by Josval2 December 16, 2019

hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

its on like stevie ray vaughn

This actually means that is not on since stevie ray vaughn is now dead, if he were alive it would be different.

"Dude is this bar on like tai wan or what?"
"No its on like stevie ray vaughn since there are no chicks here.

by real person typing stuff October 23, 2008