The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024
 Get the Double-Standard Declynmug.
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by Fortnitegamer420man69 June 20, 2022
 Get the Throwing up double 4’smug.
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Holy crap, that pedophile with a double chin deepthroater neck has the nerve to care about posture. How could posture be more important than weight.
by Jawline_facts October 14, 2019
 Get the double chin deepthroatermug.
Get the double chin deepthroatermug. Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
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by jhwjw March 16, 2020
 Get the double lick-lickmug.
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2- Son of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
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My double-half-nephew is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
 Get the double-half-nephewmug.
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by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021
 Get the Triple Double Dog Cockspinmug.
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"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
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by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024
 Get the Double Boebertmug.
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