life developer

Human being performing the art of living and creating life experiences.

It is what it is, I am a life developer, I create my own circumstances.

by Mrs. Reef June 6, 2017

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Life

Life is a useless thing that just makes us suffer

Life is one of the worst things to ever exist in the whole world

by Potato chicken 8 queen April 16, 2019

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks

hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky

by phillip reyes February 8, 2018

life note

opposite of death note.

Me: I WANT MICHEAL JACKSON BACK! *Writes Michael Jackson in life note*
*Michael Jackson: *POOF* ......Am I alive again...?
Me: This works? YEEEE-

by just a random F*&^ing person May 18, 2022

Life.

1. The last place you see.

2. The first place you see.

3. It sucks.

"But life will get better. Don't worry. This is life."

by Hey! Life is meh. March 15, 2021