Shit-chen

A room in your home where you prepare meals that is also used as a bathroom by resident pets and visiting mothers-in-law.

“Honey, can you throw this rug away? I had a poop accident while preparing breakfast in the shit-chen.” — Mother-in-law who is one accident away from going into a home.

by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2019

The Godzilla shit

A shit so massive it hurts to get out your anus and makes a big splashing noice. After this you'll have a fart like a giant lizzard roaring.

The Godzilla Shit. What are you gonna do 'bout it?

by Japsterman April 26, 2016

Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.

Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.

by Mr shit March 25, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Shit-Hog

Colloquial term for a hired or appointed Government or Corporate Criminal Thug who abuses his/her authority in order to bully & terrorize citizens whom they arrogantly regard as being "beneath them".

Term used by Sheriff Sid Hatfield toward coal-company
thugs sanctioned by Gov't to harass & abuse coal miners

out of joining the union during the Mingo County, WV coal field wars back in the 1920s. Seen in the movie:
"Matewan".

You Shit-Hogs so much as lift a finger in this town and
I'll put you under! Sid Hatfield

by RagingZits March 17, 2011

shit quality

bad quality

no shit bad quality shit quality

by hypixelinggg February 13, 2018

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023