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Johning

To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way
People messing about:
โ€œCan we all please stop johning about
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
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Johning

When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.
Person one: โ€œIโ€™m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m playing terribly!โ€ (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: โ€œquit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.โ€
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John Cena

Person 1: Bro It's John Cena!
Person 2: Oh You Mean Invisible Man?
by Roxy 3:16 September 20, 2022
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John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
by Bb daddy September 13, 2022
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John

heโ€™s that guy in your life who wonโ€™t *admit* that heโ€™s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, itโ€™s uncanny
โ€œJohn, get out of my chair!โ€
by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023
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John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008
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