Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

Friend daddy

Someone who you like, and yet you deny it so that is what we call our friend daddy

Hey friend daddy💦

by Nuggetsarebaddoeyou June 2, 2018

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

friends

what you don,t have

i don,t need Friends they disappoint me

by woogy123 June 4, 2018

Friend

A reason to live

Someone to clap for would be my friend.

by LCD-INFINITE June 5, 2018

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018