Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago

girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend

by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017

dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to waste it and die.
That’s it. That’s all.

Person one: what’s the meaning of life?
Person two: to waste it and die.
Person one: what?
Person two: you heard me right.

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma May 9, 2013