Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Got The Dick

Got the Dick is like the highest complement one can get ay.

1. That kid there has 'Got The Dick'
2. Dont mess with that kid hes got the dick
man 1: I heard he raped his lemon grass pigeon.
man 2: well he has got the dick
man 1: aw yer ay

by nicholls1993 March 29, 2009

Rag Dick

When your dick has so much skin that you can pull it out on the sides and it looks like a rag of some sort.

I totally showed this chick my Rag Dick last night, She hurled.

by Cot harl April 15, 2009

Dick Broken

When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.

Even after 3 months, she still leaves me Dick Broken.

by Dylan Paros July 24, 2007

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 21, 2013

satans dick

When you put hot sauce on your dick, before having sex with someone as a prank or revenge.
Or…
When you put hot sauce on somebody's vibrator.

i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it'll feel like satans dick.

by LiverpoolWon January 29, 2016