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Black Album Tease

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.
@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!
by LoveWeezer June 21, 2018
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Black Card Revoked

A popular trivia card game and game show that tests history, facts, know how, and experiences of African Americans with wit, charm and humor. Game created by former LeBron James management execs.
Don’t mess around and get your black card revoked.
by Blackcardrevoked.com August 19, 2018
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Black plastic hearse

The unpleasant result of a murder. Although less common than straight burying people, the black plastic hearse rides still happen.

Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.
Yo Eddie better cough up his "insurance" premium, unless he wants a free ride in a black plastic hearse to the nearest dumpster tonight.
by Fugly cuckling August 24, 2018
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black week sale

They have a black Friday and just revealed a black monday now I am introducing a black week sale
We really enjoyed the black week sale
by rafael e Reyes January 23, 2019
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MJ's Black Angel

A person called MJ's and his Black Angel that doesn't let kids sleep. Usually tortures Eric's and Elias's
by ZeBurgerCow June 11, 2018
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Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks
Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich
by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022
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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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