The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
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John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
by glowinqxevie May 01, 2021
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St. John Regional School

A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."
Welcome to St. John Regional School . The dump of Concord NH.
by JohnCena029346 December 08, 2021
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John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump
"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
by John_Gaylord March 29, 2016
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john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).
by Jessie Young February 03, 2018
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john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf
kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u
by uglybitch69 February 01, 2023
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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.
Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.
by HairyChimp January 15, 2018
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