Anabolic Shit

A truly humongous shit that rivals that of an elephant's. Anabolic referring its seemingly enhanced size - how can someone lay such a thing without being hospitalised. At this level a toilet blockage is almost certain. Pray for those who may have to share the same bathroom.

"Those two protein shakes and papa john's really did me bad. That anabolic shit actually fucking hurt"
"Didn't need to know that mate"

by Ok Big Nose January 21, 2023

shit-knack

useless nick-knacks most prominently seen around Christmas time

"What are you gonna get Grandma this year?"
"I dunno, probably another shit-knack."

by Allan D Trull December 29, 2007

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

shit ravine

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit chasm."

Ollie: Well, here's another colossal shit ravine you've gotten me in to, Stan.

by capnwacky July 13, 2009

Shit Sass

When you sass so much you shit yourself.

"Have you ever sassedso much you shit yourself?"

"Yeah, it's called Shit Sass."

by DorkyHonda December 12, 2015

shit streak

Brown stain on one's underwear.

I didn't use bleach, so I couldn't get the shit streaks off of my underwear.

by Defdeffer March 31, 2022